Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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