SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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