Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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