Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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