But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sorry my hands just texted you
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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