You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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