Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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