Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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