He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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