Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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