I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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