Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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