he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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