you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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