I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dignity is for republicans.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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