can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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