I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
accomplished twins. life is a go
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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