I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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