I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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