Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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