The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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