We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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