Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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