Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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