u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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