Don't you send me to vm
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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