think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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