Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
this is an emotional support booty call
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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