They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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