She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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