Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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