Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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