you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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