A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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