ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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