I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
