I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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