I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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