I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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