I think i peed on brittanys purse
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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