My first STD was from a foam party
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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