i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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