thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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