Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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