I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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