It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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