I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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