my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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