I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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