What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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