take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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