Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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